To Mock a Killing Bird Tee Shirt
$24.00Price
Witness the moment Stanley single-handedly rewrites American symbolism and classic literature. This tee is a glorious mix of disrespect, wordplay, and avian confrontation.
Features:
- Unpatriotic squirrel behavior
- The finest nose-related slander
- Soft fabric, sharp wit
*Not recommended for use in national parks
**Not officially endorsed by the U.S. government
Our shirts are sooooo soft and comfy, it's like a hug for your torso!
- 4.2 oz., 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- These are unisex tees and run true to size.
If you like a snug fit, order your usual size.
If you like room to squirrel around, consider sizing up.
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We are unable to offer returns or exchanges for wrong size choices. Every item is made just for you, so it’s important to get it right the first time. We strongly encourage you to view our shirt sizing chart to ensure you get the correct size.